txttletale:

ophanic:

real

oh so THIS is wehat they mean when they talk about nuclear family

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

What if I told you the sword is really small but the fellow is even smaller

moki-dokie:

furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you’ve refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that’s gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

wingupingu:

childofgears:

honestly? fruit is love. peeling an orange and sharing the segments. that post about the husband making an apple & cheese platter for his wife. I bought a cantaloupe at the store and was too tired to cut it up, and then this morning my dad said “hey I cut up that cantaloupe for you it’s in the fridge.” cherries on top of milkshakes with two straws. a margarita with a lime slice purchased at a bar for a potential lover. fruit is love

hhawkeye:

blessyouhawkeye:

stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome? stuck in a time loop all by yourself, handsome?

obrienpolycule:

Quantum Leaping all on your own, Beautiful?

moon-o-magic:

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

ALT

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

kaybonbon:

fawfulydoo:

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

lastoneout:

senoritaawesome:

bring his ass to a simmer